My friends.... I have decided that if a genie granted me the wish of giving one animal the ability to talk and laugh, never turning on me or hurting any person at all for the rest of its life, and bullshitting and smoking weed with me all the time.... It would definitely be a Lynx. Yes, a freakin lynx... I know my Onyx lovers feel me on this one cuz' my words to Mr. Magical Genie are this... Lynx me in bro. I mean they look crazy cool, are savage predators, and they are going extinct.... Now someone just find me a genie with morphing powers.... And a lynx. Thoughts my people?
Sincerely,
The Dreez
(And yes, I gets my green on. It's safer than booze n stoges so stop hating government!)
didnt we establish that we really wanted a sexy ass girlfriend who could just transform into whatever we wanted?
ReplyDeletehahahahaha even more brilliant!!!!!!!!!!! I love it... sexy woman when you need her... talking Lynx when you don't!!! Genius
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